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Xi’s a bad mama jama,
He’s got a ruthless strategy, hey!
Xi’s a bad mama jama,
He’s cleanin’ up the CCP.

VERSE 1
His mass line campaign generates a lot of contention.
Xi’s got a strategy that’s sho’ ‘nuff gettin’ attention.
His Party leadership is a beautiful sight to see.
I get so excited thinkin’ of the China Dream!

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Xi’s brought the Party back
Usin’ all the tools that Mao liked.
Xi’s brought the Party back
Usin’ all the tools that Mao liked…look at him!

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VERSE 2
Looks like Xi ain’t afraid, he bold, he bad.
The essence of power, and ooh, such lovely hair!
Xi’s foxy, classy, oh, sexy, sassy.
Xi’s heavenly…mandate is to run the PRC.

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INSTRUMENTAL RAP SOLO
The mass line campaign is a pain for all the cadres.
It’s hittin’ old school like Tony Gwynn from the San Diego Padres.
Xi Jinping brought it back to eradicate four bad work styles;
Formalism and bureaucracy are two major corruption turnstiles.
But don’t forget hedonism and extravagance;
Cartier on the wrist, Xi gets pissed, take off them Gucci pants!
The ban on cars and banquets was a step in the right direction;
Democratic meetings, political self-beatings, led to serious introspection.
Genuflection, no objection, we know who butters our bread.
Whether wheat or rye, (the) CCDI, will get inside your head.
But Chairman Xi’s mass line campaign has done its job you see;
No one goes to dinner, baijiu tanked, we saved 50 bn RMB.
Come on now!

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