HOOK
I say, hey, wo xihuan Beijing.
Wo zhende ai chi gongbao jiding.
Wo zai Zhongguo luyou shihou,
The more I Xi, the less I know.
Wo yao shuo, Zhongguo, wo ai ni, P-R-C!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!

VERSE 1
I’ve been a lot of places on God’s great earth.
The Middle Kingdom is unique, they got policies on birth.
(But) I don’t want to write a song on controversial stuff.
I just want to write a song about this place that I love.
Gemenr in the park, they be playing their games,
And the grannies fan dancing it’s always the same.
Huangshan is the bomb, with its beautiful peaks,
And if you come to tour China, spend at least three weeks.

HOOK
I say, hey, wo xihuan Shanghai.
Chi xiaolongbao wo wanfen ai.
Wo zai Zhongguo luyou shihou,
The more I Xi, the less I know.
Wo yao shuo, Zhongguo, wo ai ni, P-R-C!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!

VERSE 2
Now I’m not a highly intellectual guy,
But Imma help you all demystify.
If China is so frustrating, why do we stay?
It’s because the food is awesome, and the people are great.
We love the contradictions, most of the time,
And the Great Wall in the fall is so sublime.
Despite all the issues we debate,
For the record I will state that China is great.

HOOK
I say, hey, wo xihuan Yunnan.
Zhende meili yinggai pa shan.
Wo zai Zhongguo luyou shihou,
The more I Xi, the less I know.
Wo yao shuo, Zhongguo, wo ai ni, P-R-C!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!

BRIDGE
And I say, rocking karaoke, dancing with you,
I say, Xi Dada, Xi Dada, shake it too.
Rocking karaoke, singing with you,
I say, Peng Mama, Peng Mama, sing it too.
Rocking karaoke, groovin’ with you,
I say, Xi Dada, Xi Dada, join the groove.
Rocking karaoke, singing with you,
I say, Peng mama, Peng mama, Peng mama, Peng mama
Peng mama, Peng mama, Peng mama, Peng mama!
Now what you goin’ do?

Despite all the issues we debate,
For the record I will state that China is great.
Wo yao shuo, Zhongguo, wo ai ni.

HOOK
I say, hey, wo xihuan Dongbei.
Hongshao niurou mian xianmei.
Wo zai Zhongguo luyou shihou,
The more I Xi, the less I know.

I say, hey, wo xihuan Sichuan.
Huoguo la, Jiuzhaigou bang.
Wo zai Zhongguo luyou shihou,
The more I Xi, the less I know.
Wo yao shuo, Zhongguo, wo ai ni, P-R-C!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!
Wo ai ni, I love you, I love you!

BRIDGE
Rocking karaoke, groovin’ with you,
I say, hey Dada, hey Dada, hey Mama, hey Mama.
Rocking karaoke, dancin’ with you,
Come on, hey dada, hey dada,
Join the groove, hey mama, hey mama…