VERSE 1
When we need inspiration,
We think about our China Dream.
It doesn’t take long,
Yeah, yeah.
Xi Dada is in our corner,
Standing up to the foreigners.
All our past leaders were yi ban.
Now that Xi’s on, we are strong,
But they say,

BRIDGE
Why do you like Xi?
Is it cause his wife is pretty?
Ain’t his social crackdown scary?
We’re like no, not really ‘cause…

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Oh, I think that we’ve found ourselves a real leader.
Xi is always right there when he’s needed.
Oh, I think that we’ve found ourselves a real leader.
Xi is always right there when he’s needed.

VERSE 2
Xi busts corrupt officials,
At a rate that’s well beyond just superficial.
Yeah, yeah,
Cause he’s the wizard of real,
Politik is his style.
He can out-Kissinger Kissinger,
And Putin is his pal.
So we say…

BRIDGE
Yes we like Xi,
Yes his wife is pretty.
Do we care that he killed Weibo?
We’re like no, not really ‘cause…

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VERSE 3
So let me make y’all a list of what Jinping’s done.
In just 3 short years he’s got corruption on the run.
The price of baijiu tanked, no more traffic controls.
And despite slowing growth, he made us equity bulls.
He’s got his hand in every pot with his party committees,
(And) American rappers poppin’ Jinping ditties.
I don’t know how he does it all,
Cause anybody weaker woulda taken a fall.
He got enemies at home, and enemies abroad,
But he built his self some islands using Chinese sod.
One Belt One Road, AIIB,
Is Xi’s new and improved foreign policy.
Our paparazzi pop a lot of Xi,
Cult of personality, now it’s the XiXiP!

BRIDGE
Mmm, Xi gives us strength and direction.
Dada did I mention,
You’re the only one for us,
No, we don’t need a next one.
In 2022, we all will make the right selection.
Now all that’s left to do is pop a Putin style election!

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