HOOK
I’m friends with the monster,
That’s under my bed.
Get along with the voices inside of my head.
Maodun prima facie,
Stop holding your breath.
And you think I’m crazy, but that doesn’t phase me.

VERSE 1
I wanted some change, not a bureaucracy too weak,
Oh well, guess beggers can’t be choosey.
Wanted to hit corruption hard, did it too quick.
Wanted to eat some noodles in public excuse me.
Been wanting my cake, and eat it too,
And wanting it both ways.
Fame helped promote the cause, but my ego inflated.
Now I’m too deep, policy’s confusing,
Cause all I wanted to do’s be the New Xi, yeah you’ll see.
Sushi, Wang’s fresher than that, and now we’re too clean.
Hit the lottery (oh wee),
But power centralization was bittersweet.
It was like kungpao with chicken feet.
Iconic is the word being used to describe me.
I’m beginning to lose sleep; one sheep, two sheep.
Watchin’ Youku, Tudou and Weixin,
But I’m actually doper than you think,
Cause I’m…

HOOK
I’m friends with the monster,
That’s under my bed.
Get along with the voices inside of my head.
Maodun prima facie,
Stop holding your breath.
And you think I’m crazy, but that doesn’t phase me.
Yeah, I don’t care. Yeah, I don’t care.

VERSE 2
Now I ain’t much of a singer,
But I know somebody who is on my ring finger,
Peng Mama’s showbiz.
You never know when the opposition could get stronger,
So I keep conjuring.
Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from.
Yeah, ponder it, do you want this?
No wonder you’re losing your mind the way you’re conquering?
Yodolodo layhehoo!
I think you’ve been wandering off down yonder and stumbled onto Wang Huning.
Cause I need an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster,
(And) save me from myself and all this conflict.
Cause the very thing that I love’s killing me and I can’t conquer it.
The CCP’s conking me in the head.
Keep knocking, I’m all alone, PLA said,
18 generals pledged their loyalty to me.
Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just friends with the…

HOOK

VERSE 3
Call me crazy,
But I had this vision one day that,
SOE reform would pay back,
But, until then, mills get killed and I’m coming straight at cadres.
Ink gets spilled,
And I take it back to the days that, Zhu did all the layoffs.
Give ‘em all who got laid flat,
Pumped the pension and cash to pay back.
To the peeps delayin’,
I ain’t here to save the overcapacity,
But if GDP falls below target, see,
We’ll manipulate the data Li.
Yeah we can fake that’s great, it’s payback.
NPLs are high like Clinton way back in the draft.
Turn nothing into something still, can say that,
Growth is just fine, it’s sublime,
6.9 points in a hay stack.
Maybe I need a straightjacket, face facts,
I am nuts for real, but I’m okay with that.
It’s nothing, I’m still friends with the…

HOOK x 2